Share this Digg Del.icio.us Reddit StumbleUpon Slashdot Furl Yahoo Technorati Googlize this Blinklist Facebook Wikio Print E-mail Tags Jokes Drunks The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...

The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the last test has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another. He completely filled his bedup with human waste and was embarrased beyond anything he could possibly face. Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bedsheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing and swinging his arms which drew the attention of the security guard. The security guard ask: "What's going on?" To which the drunk replied: "I just beat the shit out of a ghost."