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Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were...
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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the night before. 1st guy: Man, I was so drunk that last night I got home and blew chunks. 2nd guy: Oh yeah? Well, I was so drunk that on the way home I was pulled over and given a DUI! 3rd guy: That's nothing. I was so drunk that on the way home I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed! 1st guy: No, no.. you guys don't understand! Chunks is my dog.
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written by desirae , November 30, 2007
hahahaha yukkkyyy!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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