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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
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written by billy bob , January 12, 2007
that's funny right there i don't care who yau are
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written by emylia , January 23, 2007
he he he he ha dats funny 
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written by police officer humphrys , January 24, 2007
yer gd gd report abuse
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written by jimmy , March 10, 2007
that was funny noooot 
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written by StOnEr , March 28, 2007
Those are some damn funny excuses tho
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written by danielle =) , April 30, 2007
its kinda funny but not that funny
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written by Jes , September 06, 2007
Ha Ha that was sooooo funny
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written by call me , November 27, 2007
that was hilarious!!
im still laughing
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im still laughing
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written by desirae , November 30, 2007
that issss maddd!!!!hahahah
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