Irish Drinking
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it.... Read more...

Two friends were out drinking...
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his bar stool and lay motionless on the floor.... Read more...

Designated Drunk
One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the... Read more...

A honest drunk
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow... Read more...