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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and it was great! -- I'll have alarge whiskey please, barman." The man takes his whiskey and downs it. "Same again?" asks the barman. "Okay" says the man and downs the second. He then orders a third and a forth and downs them both.In fact in totalhe downs 27 whiskeys. "Do you want another?" asks the barman. "No I don't think so", says the man, "If 27 whiskeys won't take away the tasteI don't think that another one will!"
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written by Magealchem , February 08, 2008
omg sick!!!
and funny!!
great crude humor!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/shocked.gif
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