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Saturday, 21 April 2007 16:46
HaircutA guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"....

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

Joey says, "To your house!"
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written by lil KT , May 03, 2007
lol that was good
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written by mr matthews , May 04, 2007
detention after school, my office!
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written by boy boy , May 09, 2007
lame...........
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written by Anoumous , May 15, 2007
ha aha ahhsahahhahhhhhhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahh
ahahahah
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written by Helayna-from-hell , May 21, 2007
Oooooooooo he in trouble! smilies/tongue.gif
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written by emma n leah , June 06, 2007
lol funny as f**k lmao loved it but that mr matthews dont say school i fckn hate school smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Maddie , June 19, 2007
weird that is all i have got to say
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written by gd guy , July 03, 2007
oi that barbers house is nice by da way ive been dere around a half n hour ago his wife is like a recycle bin u use her n reuse her again n again
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written by Emu!! , July 06, 2007
that last comment was by a typical guy thinkin us women are jus s*x machines :@!!!!
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written by new...new...deli , July 09, 2007
hey that last commet is so true... they do think that we r a bunch of s*x machines..
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written by ass hole , April 10, 2008
smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif dont get it
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