Haircut
A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?".... Read more...

Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service... Read more...

A man walks into a pub...
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the barman,"cor! I've just had my first blow-job and... Read more...

Paying bills
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one... Read more...