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Lawyer and his BMW
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Saturday, 04 November 2006 19:00
Lawyer and his BMW A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There's no sign of the offending vehicle, but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.....

The lawyer picks up the note. "Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."
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written by Barb , January 25, 2007
smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif HA! I laughed out loud on this one...good joke!
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