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Lawyer Fees Are Outrageous!
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Tuesday, 11 March 2008 15:14
Lawyer Fees Are Outrageous!At the conclusion of the trial, the jury found the defendant Clarence Page not guilty....

His lawyer congratulated him, then handed him a bill.

Mr. Clarence Page looked at the bill and gulped. "This says I have to pay fifteen thousand dollars now and five hundred a month for the next five years! It sounds like I'm buying a Mercedes-Benz!"

The lawyer smiled. "You are. But, for me."

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written by That Guy , March 12, 2008
Never thought about it in that sense. smilies/grin.gif
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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
that wasn't very funny.
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