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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into theliving room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to fix somedrinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on themantel.He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He says,"What's this?"She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Oh, well, er...I..."She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
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