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Gimme some aspirin!
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Situations
Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins. Half an hourlater Joe comes back with a dozen packets of condoms."I asked you to get me aspirins, not condoms.""Yeah, I went to a dozen drug stores, but have you evertried asking for aspirin with a tic in your eye?"
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