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The End Is Near
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Religion
Wednesday, 03 January 2007 18:35
The End Is NearA priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"....

They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.

From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"
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written by shortyl , January 05, 2007
i dont get the joke? waz up wit dat ayat people itz not funny
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written by smarter than YOU! , January 07, 2007
I think shortyl should change his name to DUH! First of all,he cannot spell,second he cannot understand the simplest of jokes! I thought it was cute! But then I do have a grade 3 education which I formally took in a school,unlike our street hugger genius shortyl! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif C'mon everybody let's change his name to what he really is,DUH! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif :- :- :- smilies/tongue.gif smilies/tongue.gif
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written by savanna , January 08, 2007
duh
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written by FREEMAN , January 10, 2007
:- THIS WAS A STUPID ASS JOKE
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written by police officer humphrys , January 24, 2007
shortyl you plonker smilies/grin.gif
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written by Barb , January 25, 2007
I thought the joke was kind of "duh."
Shortyl, there are times I don't "get" a joke either, but don't worry, you didn't miss a funny one.
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written by victor , January 28, 2007
what did the chicken say to the skeleton?
the chicken said i want your ribs!
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written by princess150 , February 27, 2007
this joke really sucked

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written by razor , March 06, 2007
the joke is really stupid
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written by kkkkkkkkkkkk , December 03, 2007
it was ok but nuffin spesh
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written by bob&Fred*forever!!!!!!!! , December 10, 2007
i think smarter than you to shut your face right noe maybe they are blonde oa like a 5 year old you neva know so be quiet!
hahaha
jk
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written by Omali , February 01, 2008
this is an awesome awesome awesome awesome joke smilies/grin.gif
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