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Sunday, 10 June 2007 15:00
OH MY GOD! A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom....

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles.

The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now, please sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"Silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"A passenger in Coach piped up, "That's nothing... You should see the back of mine!"
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written by //..Shexii-Hope..// , June 12, 2007
Thats pretty diskustin! Eww~

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written by Ace , June 14, 2007
:- what ever
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written by Maddie , June 19, 2007
that is not the best but it is kindof funny smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif
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written by ali_ , June 25, 2007
i think its a joke you have to say no 1 you should read
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written by black barbie , June 28, 2007
is this the part were im supposed to laugh....?
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written by just me , July 18, 2007
um id have to say that was retarded! :-
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written by mojo , July 21, 2007
that is lame smilies/tongue.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif
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written by paxsim , August 06, 2007
..um..no
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written by nano , September 18, 2007
cool smilies/grin.gif i liked it
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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
that was dum
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written by grant and charles and not blake are s*xy , March 07, 2008
i hater your momma......
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