"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.
The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "what's the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
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written by hobo , June 18, 2008
hey man that is rarther amusing
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written by iVi A S T 12 M I N D , October 28, 2008
woOW THAT wSnT eVeN fuNnnyyy!
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written by Ashley T , December 12, 2008
is that suppose to be mean???
bec,ause I don't getb it??!!?
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bec,ause I don't getb it??!!?
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written by LaughOutLoud , December 16, 2008
dont get it.
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