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Alaskan Fishing
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Tuesday, 10 June 2008 15:00
Alaskan FishingThe day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers....

"We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens shouted.

The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "what's the good news?"

The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

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written by carlette , June 15, 2008
very funny
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written by hobo , June 18, 2008
hey man that is rarther amusing
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written by iVi A S T 12 M I N D , October 28, 2008
woOW THAT wSnT eVeN fuNnnyyy! smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by me , December 04, 2008
i dont get it
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written by Ashley T , December 12, 2008
is that suppose to be mean???
bec,ause I don't getb it??!!?
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written by LaughOutLoud , December 16, 2008
dont get it.
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written by tinker , December 20, 2008
what was that
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written by Ashlee , December 24, 2008
I don't get it smilies/sad.gif
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written by ace , August 10, 2009
smilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifdumb as shit
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written by Pierce30Patti , August 09, 2011
Every one knows that today's life is high priced, however different people need cash for different stuff and not every man earns big sums cash. So to receive good credit loans or credit loan will be a correct way out.
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written by McfarlandMindy33 , September 01, 2011
Specialists argue that business loans aid a lot of people to live their own way, because they are able to feel free to buy necessary things. Furthermore, some banks present sba loan for young and old people.
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written by LuellaSaunders , September 06, 2011
People in all countries get the credit loans from various banks, because that's easy.
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