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Assassin Interview
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Monday, 30 April 2007 14:00
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman....

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her."

The first man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent replies, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent replies, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."
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written by That Guy , May 01, 2007
Remind me to never get married.
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written by He got that right! , May 01, 2007
ooo thats messsed up!
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written by fu , May 02, 2007
nini smilies/wink.gif you are a nini smilies/wink.gif
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written by kk , May 02, 2007
That one funnier than the last one.
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written by lil KT , May 03, 2007
thats good lol il like that 1 smilies/wink.gif

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written by Winter , May 05, 2007
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written by Winter , May 05, 2007
That waz really funny that shows that women are stronger than men smilies/kiss.gif
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written by Matt Jason , May 05, 2007
Dat iz a good 1 LOL smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by BIG D , May 08, 2007
I WOULD HAVE KILLED HER BEFORE SHE EVER GOT THE CHANCE TO SHOOT ME. THAT IS ONE REASON WHY I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED
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written by Anoumous , May 15, 2007
smilies/kiss.gif wierd lady

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written by Ricky , May 17, 2007
That chick is crazy
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written by Diante , May 28, 2007
That is messed up
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written by UR MOM , June 12, 2007
OMG THATS FUK*N AWESOME, but ide kill her with my katars before she had a chanse to shoot me...
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written by rakel , June 24, 2007
now ppl... that was messed up. she didn't love him. this doesn't show woman are stronger. it shows woman are two-faced. and guess what i am a woman, so, you can't say that came from a man.
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written by english dude , July 21, 2007
i il

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written by KaneKills , July 26, 2007
you see, i think women actually would do something like that. the law even takes their side in court. if there is a relationship and a man dumps a woman and she retaliates, there is no charge, but if the woman dumps the man and the man retaliates its domestic violence, explain that d**kwipes
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written by paxsim , August 06, 2007
Typical women
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
omg u sexest peoples smilies/sad.gif u make-a me sad women arent worse than men and men arent worse than women smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/sad.gif
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written by that waz crack-a-lacking , December 21, 2007
that is the truth dogz!
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