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TagsA lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment.
They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes. Then, they get to see where they're going to live?. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18 room mansion with servants and a swimming pool. At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a Manischewitz kosher TV dinner, and the lawyer receives a fine and tasty meal, served on silver platters.
By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything?" The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of Popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."
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written by glen , August 02, 2006
cute one eh ya. lol. love u
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written by camari R. age 10 , December 09, 2006
HAHA
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written by nizzle , January 20, 2007
pile of poo that joke woz
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written by Zeke , May 05, 2007
Don't ever make huge spaces again camari! 
lol Funny joke though.
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lol Funny joke though.
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written by That Guy , June 05, 2007
Good joke, but you know a lawyer would never make it to heaven.
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written by I , November 18, 2007
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written by your mom , February 06, 2008
maybe i just dont have a good sense of humor but that wasnt funny
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written by ????? , March 13, 2008
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written by Wildthing , March 26, 2008
I like chickens
Chickens are good
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