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3 buddies die in a car crash
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Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:46
3 buddies die in a car crash3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation....

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.

"The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.

"The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say......LOOK, HE IS MOVING!!!!!"
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written by amy4362 , April 26, 2007
hey..haha that was a good one right there.

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written by fat man , April 29, 2007
don't ever in your life time show me this lame white jokes again smilies/angry.gif
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written by funny dude , April 30, 2007
fat man go **** urself it was a joke and thats why they put it there you didn't have to come to this web site and look at it
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written by Jonathan , May 01, 2007
You suck fat man. That joke was hilarious smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif.
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written by lil KT , May 03, 2007
that was good wan it lol fat man go away if u dont like the jokes smilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif
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written by yea what he said , May 03, 2007
fat man stop being a Fat*** if you don't like it don't visit this website then retard
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written by Matt Jason , May 05, 2007
It woz aight
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written by Pushan , May 07, 2007
man that was hilarious
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written by cow face , May 11, 2007
this joke sux
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written by Anoumous , May 15, 2007
one of the best ones

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written by Kate , May 20, 2007
That's a good one and a very intelligent 3rd man. smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif

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written by Brianca , May 25, 2007
THIS SHIT IS HOT HONNI
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written by LARRY THE CABLE GUY , June 06, 2007
I DONT CARE YOU ARE THAT RIGHT THERE IF FUNNY
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written by sKaTer_bOi_7 , June 15, 2007
greatest joke ever
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written by l:( , July 19, 2007
that was gay smilies/sad.gif
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