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Thirteen-Thirteen
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Tuesday, 06 May 2008 18:28
Thirteen-ThirteenA guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"....

He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting "Thirteen!" over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far.

His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside.


He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

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written by jimbo666 , May 09, 2008
man this sucks
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written by ...... , May 09, 2008
That isn't that funny smilies/tongue.gif
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written by benzothajuggalo , May 17, 2008
ahahahahahaaha
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written by Ha Ha Ha Devilish , May 20, 2008
I dont wanna get poked in the eye by a penis smilies/cool.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/cool.gif
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written by Drizztthatpwnsyouall , May 21, 2008
w/e i love it! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/kiss.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by You guys are dumb , October 15, 2008
he's the 14th person they poked..... smilies/tongue.gif
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written by dasia , October 27, 2008
this shit is fukin kornii smilies/angry.gif
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written by fatye wifey , October 27, 2008
it is wak
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written by iVi A S T 12 M I N D , October 28, 2008
wOw LAWL LAWL LAWL fUNNY sHIzNIT
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