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Not in Book
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Sunday, 20 April 2008 16:37
Not in BookThree preachers and their wives were killed in a car accident, upon their arrival at the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter....

The first preacher walked up and said" Hello St. Peter, I'm ready to come in".

St. Peter checked his list and said" I'm sorry your name is not in the book."

"What!" exclaimed the preacher," I have been a preacher for thirty years!" "Yes" replied St. Peter,"However,you are guilty of glutteny, you loved food and sweets so much you even married a woman named Candy."

The pastor,defeated took his wifes hand and walked away.

The next preacher came up to the St. feeling pretty certain he would be allowed in. "I'm ready to come in St. Peter" he said with a smile."I'm sorry, your name is not in the book." "How can that be?" asked the preacher, "I have been a pastor for 20 years!" You are guilty of the sin of greed, you loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny." Defeated, the preacher took his wifes hand and walked away. The last preacher, certain of the out-come, turned to his wife and said, "Come on Fanny, I'm not gettin' in."

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written by ....... , April 26, 2008
not funny
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written by Gojakego!!! , May 04, 2008
a bit strange

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written by Gojakego!!! , May 11, 2008
its alryt

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written by Dsmitty , May 16, 2008
i dont get it

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