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Pet Lobsters
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Thursday, 10 April 2008 16:28
Pet LobstersAfter a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket....

He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman says to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the day."

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"

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written by demii , April 15, 2008
wow that really good smilies/grin.gif
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written by hi evrybody , April 25, 2008
awful really bad
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written by Slib , April 25, 2008
Thats brillient!!! smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by u , April 25, 2008
U ugly fatass.asshole , smilies/angry.gifabbbbbbbbb ect.

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written by yazzela , August 01, 2009
that was lame hey heres one of my lame one>>>>> u wanna kno the diffrence berween pea soup and roas beef?... ani one can roast beef but no one can pea soup.. hehei kno it suckssmilies/sad.gif
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