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Explorer
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Tuesday, 01 April 2008 14:45
ExplorerAn explorer in the deepest amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives....

Upon surveying his situation, he says to himself: "I'm screwed". There is a ray of light from the sky and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone in front of you and bach the head of the chief".

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceedes to bach in the heads of the chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their gaces.
The voice booms out again: "Okay… NOW your'e screwed!"

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written by I Love Lollipops!! , April 08, 2008
HILARIOUS!!!!
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written by I Love Lollipops!! , April 08, 2008
What happens next?!
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written by yo mamma , April 14, 2008
lol!!! dat was funny
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written by lucy95 , April 25, 2008
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuny smilies/grin.gif
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written by Hendi , June 03, 2008
it was pretty good.
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