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Safety Competition
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Sunday, 23 March 2008 15:07
Safety CompetitionA san diego patrolman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5000 in a safety competition....

"What are you going to do with the money? "the officer asked.

"i guess i"ll go to driving school and get my license, " the man answered.

"don't listen to him," said the woman in the passanger seat. "he's a smart alect when he is drunk."

This woke up the man in the back seat, who saw the cop and said, "i knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

Then there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked in spanish, "are we over the border yet?"

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written by That Guy , March 24, 2008
Bet the cop wasn't expecting that. I wasn't.
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written by Wb , April 16, 2008
Now thats funny smilies/grin.gif
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written by Hendi , June 03, 2008
that one was funny...not many make me laugh out loud
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