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Wandering Dog
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Tuesday, 19 February 2008 14:45
Wandering Dog An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home....

He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, resumed his position on the couch and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks. Curious, I pinned a note to his collar: 'Every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.'

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'

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written by That Guy , February 20, 2008
What do you wanna bet that this really happened?
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written by me , February 22, 2008
lol that funny
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written by vi_cuttiepie , February 22, 2008
it is funny but you were kind of stupid for leaving a dog walk up in your house
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written by dj , February 22, 2008
that is dum smilies/cool.gif
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written by Bill Clinton , March 06, 2008
i love jokes they make me laugh ha ha ha scotland yard is a tard hahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahaahhahahahahahahah smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/cool.gif smilies/tongue.gif :- smilies/kiss.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/sad.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by Kirby , March 13, 2008
omg i konw that realy happend cuz that was my dog rofl smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
this isn't funny...
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written by River , April 07, 2008
i like it! smilies/grin.gif
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written by lucy95 , April 25, 2008
............................................................................................................................did NOT like that
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written by who ur girlfriend spends her friday nights with , June 11, 2008
get a life if u laughed
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