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Understanding Friend
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Tuesday, 01 January 2008 14:16
Understanding FriendOne day Cecilia decided to visit his friend Anne and ask her for a favour....

"Anne my friend", she said. "I'm going on holiday for a few weeks an I wanted to know if you could come around a couple a times a day to check up on me elderly ma, an feed my cat".

"No problem", replied Anne. "You go an have a good time".

So the next day Cecilia left and headed for sunny Florida. However, after a week of her being there, she received a phone call from Anne. "Everything's ok over here", Anne said. "Except your cat is dead"!

"oly ell", replied Cecilia. "You could have been a bit more sensitive Anne"!
"What do you mean?", replied Anne.

"Well, one day you could have rang me up and told me that my cat has climbed the tree. The next day you could tell me that it has gone even higher up the tree and refuses to come down. On the third day you could tell me that the cat lost its grip and fell from the tree and had to be taken to the vets because of a broken leg. Then on the fourth day you could have told me that it died peacefully in the vet clinic", explained Cecilia.

So Anne apologised and another week went by, when one day Cecilia got another phone call, it was Anne again.

"All right Cecilia", she said. "Everything's ok here, except your ma - She's climbed the tree and refuses to come down"!

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written by That Guy , January 03, 2008
HAHAHAHA!
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
THAT WAS MADE IN THE CRAP FACTORY
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written by jess is not my name , January 11, 2008
a creepy crap factory. smilies/sad.gif
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written by william hung , January 11, 2008
haha dat make me lagh haha now ... she bang she bang she move she move smilies/shocked.gif
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
wtf? william hung r u drunk?
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
.....a creepy crap factory in the dark....
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written by maka , January 18, 2008
tht wank how the hell is tht funny
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
william hung, they must have been some good drugs
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
heard it
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