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Thursday, 29 November 2007 15:37
Let me WinJay finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray....

“Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery.”

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Jay goes back to the temple. "Lord please let me win the lotto. I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well.”

Lotto night comes and Jay still has no luck. Back to the temple he goes. "My Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?"

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and Jay is confronted by the voice of God: "Jay, buy a damn lottery ticket first."

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written by That Guy , November 30, 2007
Buying the ticket improves your chances of winning.
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written by LANGUAGE POLICE , December 11, 2007
HEY! smilies/angry.gif GOD DOESN'T SWEAR! WHO wrote THIS JUNK? smilies/angry.gif
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
WHAT A RETARD
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
i agree with YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND (for once)
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
Every Moment One looks Consiquently Her Internet, Kernels Insinerate Saturated As a female dog is called a BITCH. that is nature's way of creating life.


(Only read the capital letters)
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written by lisacc , January 24, 2008
you copy this off another site. god dosent like that either. smilies/sad.gif smilies/cry.gif
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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
i agree with that guy, usually people that win the lottery buy at least one lottery ticket
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
that was dumb
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written by wow , October 15, 2008
dumbass smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif smilies/shocked.gif
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