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Horse named Benny
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Thursday, 19 July 2007 16:45
Horse named BennyAn out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny....

The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper.

Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move.

Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull."

Benny pulled the car out of the ditch.

The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.

The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."
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written by Austin , July 23, 2007
Funny joke smilies/grin.gif
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written by 'MANDY , July 24, 2007
smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/tongue.gif smilies/smiley.gifSERIOUSLY AWESOME JUST FREAKING FUNNY....
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
stewwwwwwwwwwwwwwpid smilies/sad.gif
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written by me , October 31, 2007
its not that funny smilies/tongue.gif
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written by hotr-thn-u , November 05, 2007
well, it wasn't bad either...
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written by Forumokaz , January 29, 2008
that sure is a smart horse
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
i likedit
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