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Sunday, 01 July 2007 14:31
The Weekly Collection Three priests were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves....

The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept.

The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what landed outside the circle went to the priest and the money that landed inside the circle God kept.

The third priest said, "I've got you both beat. I throw ALL the money into the air, and what God wants, God takes!"
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written by hotr-thn-u , July 27, 2007
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
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written by hotr-thn-u , October 26, 2007
o i c now......
funky monkey, ya don't need 2 b so mean
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written by I , November 18, 2007
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