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Circle Of Life
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Tuesday, 19 June 2007 15:14
Circle Of LifeCircle Of Life, Very nice joke listing what's considered success during a person’s lifetime....


At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.
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written by rakel , June 24, 2007
SO TRUE! LOL! smilies/grin.gif
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written by i hate this , June 25, 2007
rakel is right but this is so stupid you lazy, and cheesy, it makes the whole site seem boring
once again, learn to laugh.
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written by random dude , July 13, 2007
Yep. Guess at age 4 i wasn't a complete success i recon.
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written by GEORGIE , November 19, 2007
THATS MENTAL LOL XX
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written by bla bla , January 25, 2008
x'fpkg,vx;clf,[lxc
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written by bla bla , January 25, 2008
runescape stinks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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written by bebe , January 30, 2008
haha! i like these!

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