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Thursday, 24 May 2007 18:52
Dam FishThere was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."....

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the f**king potatoes!"
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written by shit head , May 26, 2007
well i thought it was STUPID untill the end and that was just laugh out loud funny!
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written by VADER , May 28, 2007
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written by priya , June 02, 2007
the joke of the dam fish is extremeil horrible

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written by cristina , June 12, 2007
funny as hell

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written by shaggyboy14 , June 16, 2007
that was good. the end was just lol funny
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written by elixir , June 25, 2007
ohh mahahaha. f***ing potatoooes.. smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif eeheh.. nice!! smilies/wink.gif
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written by Emu , July 06, 2007
yeh i was expectin tha to be a shit jke....but i liked smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by new...new...deli , July 09, 2007
HA HA... that was pretty stupid till the last 2 sentences.... smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by KaneKills , July 26, 2007
oh thats kid is gonna have a red ass tonight
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written by rose young stewart , August 13, 2007
I thought the dam fish joke was very funny.
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written by rose young-stewart , November 07, 2007
loved it! smilies/grin.gif
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written by tyler roberts , January 11, 2008
smilies/cool.gifitfunny
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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
kane said it!
and the end was rotflmao! u have to read it agin!
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written by janet , February 13, 2008
it was ok except the beginning the middle and the END
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written by SavvyRoze , February 19, 2008
LOL! that was funny smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/grin.gif
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