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Bank Loan
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Sunday, 15 April 2007 16:46
Bank LoanA Man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000....

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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written by YYYYAAAASSSSS , April 17, 2007
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written by That Guy , April 17, 2007
HA HA HA!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by jonathan , April 19, 2007
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
smart guy. lol smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by funny dude , April 19, 2007
cool idea
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written by b ill , April 23, 2007
crap smilies/smiley.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/wink.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by seelee , May 03, 2007
no wonder he is a multi-millionaire
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written by lil KT , May 03, 2007
realy good idea hahaha b ill it wasnt crap ur crap
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written by hi ya , May 04, 2007
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa so funnny smilies/grin.gif
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written by df , May 09, 2007
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written by i , May 14, 2007
thats funny smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/smiley.gif smilies/cool.gif
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written by idiots , May 15, 2007
ur all idiots
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written by you , June 24, 2007
smilies/wink.gif smilies/cheesy.gif That's a good one, the bank people are stupid not the man, or maybe the man is...hmmmm... smilies/grin.gif
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written by KaneKills , July 26, 2007
ive heard it told better but yeah hes got a great point. who else knows a place with that good a deal
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