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I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body....
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now & we don't know where the hell she is!
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again.
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don't jog... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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written by 1397564 , April 04, 2007
I HATE THIS IT IS STUPID report abuse
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written by The Easter crew :) , April 09, 2007
hey buddy, this one is not stupid!
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written by That Guy , April 09, 2007
I've heard much worst!
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
they are just sayings and some are funny.
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written by funny dude , April 19, 2007
ya this is crap not funny and stupid
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written by Pushan , May 07, 2007
hey this guy actually makes sense
i mean people make a big show about jogging and stuff and ever lose anything
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i mean people make a big show about jogging and stuff and ever lose anything
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