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Dangerous Light
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Saturday, 17 February 2007 18:46
Dangerous LightThrough the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."....

The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."
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written by meh , February 24, 2007
this is the lame version smilies/angry.gif
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written by Mal , February 26, 2007
haha smart ass.
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written by KaneKills , July 26, 2007
ive heard way better, bu i was younger and thought it was hilarious
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