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TagsOnce upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing. Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping, investigated the sounds.The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The moral of the story:
1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.
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written by danielle , August 07, 2006
wow datz pretty funni but true :grin :p
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written by rittany , January 11, 2007
i thought it was wierd and i agreee with j_nelson 
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written by mandy , January 31, 2007
i thought it was pretty funny 
;p:p 
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written by jade , April 17, 2007
i like it i think its quite funny hahahahahahaha
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written by jj , May 11, 2007
boo hoo wha ha wha boo boo hoo
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written by s*xii chick , May 15, 2007
i found dis in my dads room on a paper lol!
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written by Kate , May 20, 2007
I thought it was really quite brilliant but then again I have got a sense of humour !!!
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written by Nakedmonk , May 20, 2007
I think we are all overlooking the bigger piture here. These evil farmers have neglected in feeding their cat to the point of it eating off of a pile of crap !
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written by d-d , June 13, 2007
lol some joke r sooo goood but some sucks
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written by FTP , July 26, 2007
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true
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written by J Harris , August 08, 2007
My Dad wrote that when he was younger, he sold the story to Fiesta magazine.
Ohh and you don't have to beleive me if you don't want to, I know it's true.
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Ohh and you don't have to beleive me if you don't want to, I know it's true.
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written by ALICE 4 BEN , September 19, 2007
I LOVE BEN 4 LIFE HE IS MY MAN :- GIRLS LEVE HIM A LOWN :- :- :- I LOVE BEN
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:- GIRLS LEVE HIM A LOWN :- :- :- I LOVE BEN report abuse
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written by marko , December 13, 2007
that was quite funny iv erd beta but it is tru
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