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TagsA young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're going to By-God West Virginia Univ.'Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married to a man from Richmond, VA named Clarence.
Her father said 'I'll be damned if my daughter is marrying a man from Richmond. You're marrying a By-God West Virginian boy.'So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad said 'Where is your sister?'They replied 'We were almost there Daddy, and we came up on this overpass that had this sign that read - 'Clarence 13'6" - so we turned around and got the hell out of there!'
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written by Josh , October 04, 2006
I dont get it maybe i'm dull... oh well lol
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hate this virgin thing its dumb by the way im lookin 4 yo mamma comebacks
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written by sidney , December 21, 2006
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha.......i dont get it
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hahahahahahahahahahaha.......i dont get it
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written by smarter than YOU! , January 07, 2007
Are you people who don't get simple jokes from West Virginia?? Sisters boyfriend,his name was Clarence,read slowly and carefully,sign on overpass says he was 13'6" tall! In reality that was the name of the overpass! DO you dummies get it yet????? 
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written by jasmine , January 23, 2007
no it is a shit joke
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written by Donnie , January 27, 2007
...i get it...??what?? oh ya i do ok time to smile
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written by Mander from WV , March 14, 2007
I loved this joke and I'm from WV
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written by Reid , March 26, 2007
you dumbass thats not the name of the overpass... the overpass really said "clearance 13'6''" as in trucks that are higher than 13'6'' tall are not gonna be able to make it under. the stupid WV boys though that it said "Clarence" as in the name of thier sister's fiance.
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written by west virginian , March 28, 2007
i am from west virginia and at least i am smart enough to get a joke. we may be poor but at least we have common sense.
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written by zak , April 16, 2007
comeon this is only for fun.
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written by guy , April 21, 2007
That's got to be the stupidest, joke I've heard, who ever sent it must be from W.VA. 
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written by james#2 , April 23, 2007
yea you people from wv aint to smart r u? its a funny joke. how can you possibly not get it? your so dumb. by the way that was way funny!!! 
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written by skuba mon , May 15, 2007
wv people are funny report abuse
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written by Nakedmonk , May 20, 2007
It is like a joke grenade... I wonder how many readers went, "Ahhh, now I get it...".
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written by west virginia man , July 16, 2007
People daying that west virginians are poor and dont where shoes is shit is stupid... the only poor people are the imbreds in tne middle of the state that your never gunna see cuz there in the middle of no where ... .NIGGER
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written by edwin , August 01, 2007
That was a fuckin shit
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written by hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha , October 26, 2007
w.v i a ur #1 fan
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written by sid , November 15, 2007
it is shit i cant brleive u can callm that a joke
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written by smarter than smarter than you! , November 21, 2007
Smarter than you.. it isnt the name of the overpass genius, its the height of the overpass so that trucks know when they can and cant drive under it. so in reality ur not really smarter than anyone, good try tho!
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written by benduover2ngt , November 29, 2007
they dont name over-passes,you moron!
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written by armando , November 30, 2007
are you a bad girl report abuse
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written by superman , December 14, 2007
drrr this is the shitest joke ever every1 from wv is friggin retarded
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written by Quincey , December 17, 2007
I will take you all
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written by wayne , December 18, 2007
Did she have any front teeth????????
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written by snookie , December 18, 2007
it wa not that funny as i expected
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written by matty osborne , January 30, 2008
that was great
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written by lol , February 04, 2008
this joke was so shit ime gonna kill my self now good bye
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written by SAVIOR OF LUMINERIA , March 03, 2008
this is not nice report abuse
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written by SAVIOR OF LUMINERIA , March 03, 2008
not funny at all
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