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TagsM: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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written by bethany , December 25, 2006
hey yall need more comeback jokes like wat if somebody tells u to shutup u cant just say make me all tha time we need more!
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written by Ryan Harter , January 10, 2007
Justin's right. These jokes suck. 
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written by lenny , January 14, 2007
go back to colledge geeks
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written by Samantha Aue , January 15, 2007
Hey you must be talking about yourself if your talking like that Lenny 
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written by Lindsay , January 24, 2007
Cute! now i need one 4 being called cute 
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written by This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it , February 03, 2007
here's one
M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W: Unfertilized
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M: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
W: Unfertilized
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written by kare , February 19, 2007
because how do you know if that preson will say that too you report abuse
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written by mel aussie pride , February 27, 2007
hey just putin my name out dere
AUSSIE PRIDE WOLRD WIDE 
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AUSSIE PRIDE WOLRD WIDE
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written by Sierra , March 23, 2007
boo! GIVE IT UP, YOU STINK!!!!!!!! 
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written by The Billy , April 03, 2007
you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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written by fkdshfkjhds , April 11, 2007
i saw these on a diffrent site. get more.
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written by Rachael , April 16, 2007
Okay, I got jokes...so how do I post them? :- 
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written by jade , April 17, 2007
i loooooooove that hahahahahahahahaha adz to dat fella hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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written by Zeke , May 05, 2007
God those were lame. But sadly I'm not any better. report abuse
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written by CRYSTAL , May 16, 2007
THIS IS REALLY GOOD NOW STOP PLAYING ON YOUR CONPUTER AND GET A JOB
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written by will , May 30, 2007
did u get them from perlnal experence? dum asses
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written by timtom , June 02, 2007
that last 1 wuz HILARIOUS!!!! ahahahahahahaha ROFL!
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written by San Antonian , June 06, 2007
This message goes to those who say the "Jokes" are lame, just to let you all know, they are not jokes, they're more like comments, HELL-O-OOOO........-
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written by mink , July 05, 2007
U R Suckers! All y'all! And I quite agree, the comments do SUUUUUUUUUUCK! like there's ever going to be any situations like the ones that are given. Jesus Christ...How dumb can people get?
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written by jonno , July 13, 2007
you stupid americans.
RULE BRITTANIA! BRITTANIA RULES THE WORLD!
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RULE BRITTANIA! BRITTANIA RULES THE WORLD!
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written by boo hoo , August 03, 2007
i got one....
ure place or mine???
i'll go to mine...u go to ure's...
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ure place or mine???
i'll go to mine...u go to ure's...
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written by GKC , August 17, 2007
You Brit's have no sense of humor...goes with the climate of the Isle...cold, damp, and depressing.
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written by Ant2100 , August 22, 2007
:- :- :- well these aren't that good...but then again they aren't that good
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written by titynuts , October 14, 2007
that's f**ked up
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written by The little angle! , October 25, 2007
great you go girl, don't take that fag men!!!!!!!!
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written by u punks , November 08, 2007
yo those jokes stink like all of yall
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written by Turnip , November 26, 2007
Good
But we need more simple saying- Everyday sayings like waht a teacher would say....
Its not everyday you get asked about eggs now is it?
In a bizzle
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But we need more simple saying- Everyday sayings like waht a teacher would say....
Its not everyday you get asked about eggs now is it?
In a bizzle
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written by benduover2ngt , November 29, 2007
what do you do when you come across an old friend? wipe it off,thats nasty!
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written by shae , December 07, 2007
these comments or whatever u call them. they all suck get some good ones like this when someone calls u a name or something u say "WELL, U SO FAT WHEN U WERE SWIMMINGIN PACIFIC THE WHALES PUT U IN A CIRCLE AND SANG WE R FAMILY FINALLY SOMONE FUGLIER THAN ME" NOW THATS A COMEBACK PEACE LOSERS 
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written by me , December 17, 2007
how can u say britain sucks you brain dead americans
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written by stacey , January 01, 2008
omg why are people arguing on a comment box for comeback lines...? why cant you all just laugh at them if you think they are good or if you dont like them go to a different website...comment for comebacks instead of whats better britain or america...or how shit peoples comments are...why do people always find the need to argue about something...everyone needs to calm down and stop getting so emotional... this site is for jokes and funny shit so just laugh haha xxx
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
i agree with stacey they r just sum comments wat do ya need 2 get all hyped up 4?? jeez if u dnt like them then look elsewhere n who cares wat country is beta iv'e got anglish, Aussie, and American in me!!!
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written by Boom , February 29, 2008
For the one that asks: What's your sign?
My answer?
"Beware of Bitch"
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My answer?
"Beware of Bitch"
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written by AMIRICA RULS , March 06, 2008
BRETISH FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! report abuse
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written by birthday pary jelly bean boom , March 07, 2008
" I'm not rude, you're just insignificant.
" I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter"
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" I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter"
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written by `the cougar' , March 08, 2008
how about a nice big cup of shut the f**k up
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written by reppin da estate , March 12, 2008
dats so funni people men r so lame women r so much betta
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men r so lame women r so much betta report abuse
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written by faith , March 16, 2008
heres a nother
M: Id go tho the end of the world for you!
W: Yes, but would you stay there!
hehe
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M: Id go tho the end of the world for you!
W: Yes, but would you stay there!
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written by faith , March 16, 2008
and another-
M: if i could see u nacked i die happy.
W: if i saw u nacked id probly die luaghing!
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M: if i could see u nacked i die happy.
W: if i saw u nacked id probly die luaghing!
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written by f**k , May 06, 2008
lil tip for all of you before posting CHECK YOUR SPELLING
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written by Macdaddy , May 16, 2008
these jokes suck so go home write something suspenseful and dont come back till something don't hit you
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written by Gir , June 15, 2008
We ( chicks,girls,women so on ) need come back for sux it -.- I need one badly XD
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written by lolly , June 24, 2008
these ar aight i could do better ahem...
M ur cute
W dogs get called cute... hehehe
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M ur cute
W dogs get called cute... hehehe
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written by lolly , June 24, 2008
ok here 1 4 Gir
M suk it
W wat... i cant see it
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M suk it
W wat... i cant see it
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written by fatkitty!!!!! , October 12, 2008
hahahaha!!! i love all of them comeback lines!! there soo funny!
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written by nate!!!!!! , October 15, 2008
iv herd them all be4.
make some real comebacks that you will use in real life
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make some real comebacks that you will use in real life
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written by NeNe , December 11, 2008
my body is like a temple!!! 
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written by vatti14 , December 13, 2008
BEST COME BACKS I EVER SEEN IN MI ENTIRE LIFE
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written by #### , December 16, 2008
Iv'e seen better comebacks from take that
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written by madison , December 19, 2008
i have a better one
M: You suck!
W: no, thats ur job!
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M: You suck!
W: no, thats ur job!
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written by shana , May 17, 2009
i have a good one . . .
M: you are ugly!
W: you know my face is a mirror. lol
have a great day
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M: you are ugly!
W: you know my face is a mirror. lol
have a great day
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written by donald , May 30, 2009
your not funny why i evan came to this website im funny you stink
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written by ghgfccfchvjgfuyghkjufytgh , May 31, 2009
stupid
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written by hahahaha , June 29, 2009
ok her is a good one
How do u wake up Lady GaGa?
Poke her face (poker face)
hahahahahahahahahahaha:
)
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How do u wake up Lady GaGa?
Poke her face (poker face)
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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written by mr .balz , July 07, 2009
this is a good comeback for all the people who said ur lame nd suck nd need to get a job nd get off the computer, apparently if we need to get off the computer nd find jobs y the hell wld u even spend ur time looking this up,, loossser!!
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written by haaaaaa , July 10, 2009
i know a good one
M: your really ugly looking
W: thanks, i was trying too look like you!
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M: your really ugly looking
W: thanks, i was trying too look like you!
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written by Astar(girl) , July 25, 2009
haha there was one i saw on another website which said
M: baby, baby, i know you like me
F: i dont know what your'e problem is but i bet its hard to prounounce and something to do with your ears .. someone needs a comeback for when people say piss off or eff off really patronizingly arghhh x
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M: baby, baby, i know you like me
F: i dont know what your'e problem is but i bet its hard to prounounce and something to do with your ears .. someone needs a comeback for when people say piss off or eff off really patronizingly arghhh x
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written by yazzela , August 01, 2009
wow these r so corny lol these did not make me giggle wat so ever all tho a couple i wud use...8
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written by mazza , August 11, 2009
for zee comment .. suck it..
u can say summfin lik i dont risk sucking on choking hazards.
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u can say summfin lik i dont risk sucking on choking hazards.
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written by fast little ozzie , August 28, 2009
ya mums so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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