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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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