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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
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Sunday, 25 June 2006 19:00

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.
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written by huuui , March 15, 2007
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written by Mark B , October 13, 2007
Friggin awesome. smilies/wink.gif
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written by Whit , March 07, 2008
THIS JOKE SUCKS!!! smilies/angry.gif
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