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The Perfect Employee
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Sunday, 02 December 2007 18:16
The Perfect EmployeeThis is very funny. Read the whole Joke....


1 Mike Martin, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Mike never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Mike is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Mike can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I recommend that Mike be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 fired as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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written by thats good , December 03, 2007
i thought that was rather funny
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written by kid , December 04, 2007
not to bad
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written by That Guy , December 04, 2007
HAHAHAHAHA! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by GODSCOUNTY , December 08, 2007
FUNNY smilies/grin.gif
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written by i love when women fart , December 09, 2007
retartded


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written by L. B , December 10, 2007
Very Funny Lol smilies/wink.gif smilies/wink.gif
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written by who am i , December 27, 2007
uuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah it sucks smilies/sad.gif

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written by wee , January 05, 2008
I agry smilies/smiley.gif
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
llllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
ok......
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
gggrrrrr!!!! I know a crappy joke when I see one...Emo CHIK and that WAS lame
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! i just got IT SORRY ABOUT THE IT'S CRAP THING..... I ONLY JUST KNEW TO LOOK AT THE ODD NUMBERED LINES
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written by bebe , January 30, 2008
it is not that funny but its ok
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written by funny bunny , February 06, 2008
nice one... smilies/grin.gif
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
blah blah blah
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written by Daniel 265458 , April 22, 2008
:- its not original but its ok


























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written by smart-ass , May 07, 2008
friggen good sh*t man
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written by Stfu , September 17, 2008
I get it! LOL!
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