Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
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written by sammy joe presser , February 01, 2007
yo mama is so fat when she was walking she triped and no one cracked up eggseped the graund.
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written by Ur mom , February 23, 2007
yo mama so fat the police had to paint a white strip on the back of her to see if she was walkin or rollin
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written by Abigail , March 23, 2007
hah aha aha ahah funny!!!! report abuse
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written by Donnie , March 29, 2007
yo mamas so fat, her wedding ring is saturns rings
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written by LIL ONE , April 06, 2007
I LIKE THE POLICY ONE PRETTY NICE
THE SATURN ONE WAS GOOD TO
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THE SATURN ONE WAS GOOD TO
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written by keyanna , July 06, 2007
your momma so fat she use the innerstate to slip and slide
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written by fat mamma , July 23, 2007
yo mamma so fat she sold her car gas money
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written by killa mike , August 10, 2007
yo momma so fat she play hopscotch with the states texas new york califorina
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written by jesse verrier , October 27, 2007
your mamma is so fat that she is fat
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written by jesse verrier , October 27, 2007
your momma is so fat that she is huge
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written by bob&Fred*forever!!!!!!!! , December 10, 2007
yo momma so stupid that she tried to put m&m's in abc order hahahaha!
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written by Ryu , January 30, 2008
Not only is yo mamma fat, she's stupid. She's so stupid she'll stare at the orange juice carton for 20 minutes,cuz it said 'concentrate'! hahahahaha
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written by yo , February 05, 2008
yo mama so fat, she sat on wal-mart and lowered their prices.
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written by yo , February 05, 2008
yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
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written by someone , February 25, 2008
yo mama so stupid she cut her finger on a razor cell phone
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written by sniper vat , March 03, 2008
yo mama so fat when she went to the beach and lied down a whale bioligest saw yo mama and people surronding it saying is the whale going to be okay and the whale bioligest yelled out THATS NO WHAL THATS YO MAMA!
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written by Katiiee Babeeee , April 14, 2008
These Jokes Are hilarious Yanoo. Ya Moms So Fat She Jumped In The Sea And The Whales Started Singing 'We Are Family'.
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