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TagsYo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
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written by h , January 30, 2007
yo mama is so fat someone shwed her a picture of her feet and she couldnt indentify em
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written by dragon5070 , February 13, 2007
thats a good one 
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written by able , March 01, 2007
yo mommas so fat she jumped in the sea and the wales started singing we are family
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written by sister sweetness , March 08, 2007
ur momma so fat that when she seen u comin down the street she ran and trip over a pebble
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written by nehsa , March 09, 2007
boo not funny fat people rock
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written by kaka mati trucka , April 04, 2007
your momma so fat that she uses route 301 as a slip and slide. 
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written by LIL ONE , April 06, 2007
YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE PASSED IN FRONT OF THE TV I MISSED THE FLAVA FLAVA AND I LOVE NEW YORK MARATHON...
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written by joey said , May 03, 2007
you mom so fat she was running and trip over the curb
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written by wee-a , May 31, 2007
yo momma so fat she uses route 66 as her 10 mile run
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written by ~*mad*~ , June 03, 2007
ur mommas so fat the last time she saw a 90120 was on the scale ...... awwwwww snaps lol
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written by hahaha , June 16, 2007
your mama is so fat .......she farted and created hurricane katrina
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written by Wuz Up , July 16, 2007
ur mamas so white people thought she blended in with white castle
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written by yomama , August 08, 2007
Yo mama so stupid she thought the 700club was a weight loss club
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written by carmen007 , October 18, 2007
yo so por she hangs toilet paper out to dry
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written by bad_girl55555 , November 05, 2007
yo mama so fat that she when up in the air and evryone said the air ballon s'crashing
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written by John g , November 07, 2007
Ur mama is so fat shes the new planet fataraus
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written by dan , November 28, 2007
yo mama so fat every time she turns round its her birhday
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written by dan , November 28, 2007
yo mama so stupid she sat on da tv and watched da chair
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written by P dizzle , November 30, 2007
Yo momma so stupid she took a donut back to the store because it had a hole in it
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written by big bird , December 06, 2007
im fat but cute
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written by foxxy 241 , December 15, 2007
ive heard that joke a million times 
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written by Jason bitter , December 27, 2007
awsome jokes!
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written by ganstaprez , January 04, 2008
This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle
oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! report abuse
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written by Sandy! , January 31, 2008
You mamma so fat she gotta lay down to tie her shoe.....
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written by sniper vat , March 03, 2008
yo mama so mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to the whole front row 
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written by sniper vat , March 03, 2008
yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone in the whole front row 
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written by sporty , April 12, 2008
HERD IT SOOOOOOOO OLD
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written by s*xy101 , April 24, 2008
yo mama so stupid i told her was just around the corner and she went looking for it!!
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written by thekid , April 24, 2008
ur momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said .. to be continued...
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