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The Honeymoon is Over
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Sunday, 08 April 2007 01:46
The Honeymoon is OverA young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother....

"Well, how was the honeymoon?" asked the mother."Oh mamma!" she exclaimed. "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!

"No sooner had she spoken the words than she burst out crying. "But mamma . . . as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. He's been saying things I've never heard before!

All these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!" "Now Sarah . . ." her mother answered. "Calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words has he been using?" "Please don't make me tell you, mamma." wept the daughter."I'm so embarrassed! They're just too awful!

You've got to come get me and take me home... please mamma!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset . . .Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words! "Still sobbing, the bride replied, "Oh, mamma . . . words like dust, wash, iron, and cook!"
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written by diamond , April 10, 2007
smilies/grin.gif youll never be my mom or the wife of my brother cuz he is lazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by j rock , April 11, 2007
That shit is STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by n boi , April 12, 2007
smilies/angry.gifstupid ass
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written by someone , April 19, 2007
I think its funny
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written by blackie , April 20, 2007
sounds like shes a blond
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written by Raihan Ahmed , April 20, 2007
Weak!!!!!!!!!
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written by abcd , April 25, 2007
Does she call herself a wife?
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written by kk , May 02, 2007
what the hell does the husband do besides sit on his ass. but i think she is a blonde.
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written by Royals101 , May 09, 2007
You can definetly tell she is blonde

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written by HAHA GIRL , May 21, 2007
um.. it's that what a wife does?
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written by indra , May 22, 2007
what up frind`s..,.,.,.

what dou you today.,.
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written by Cameron , July 15, 2007
I love this game!!!! smilies/kiss.gif
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written by Magealchem , February 08, 2008
this is horrible i don't think its funny at all smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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