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A Florida Genie
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Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:00
A Florida GenieA man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp....

He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very sea sick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!!Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish.

"The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish." Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy.

"The genie said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"

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written by Sherry , March 14, 2008
cute! i like this one... i wish we could know what guys re thinking too.
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written by That Guy , March 14, 2008
Even djinn have limits to their power. smilies/grin.gif
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written by Oh...wow , March 21, 2008
That was kind of funny, but i not a total like lol moment.
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written by -$JUGGALO$- , April 10, 2008
GOOD ONE THATS FREAKNG IMPOSIBLE TO KNW WNNA KNW Y?CUZ CHKS DONT EVEN KNW WHAT THERE THINKING!!!
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written by Drizztthatpwnsyouall , May 16, 2008
true that Juggalo lol
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written by ashley702c , May 24, 2008
i did not like this at all

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written by joka LaLa , September 05, 2008
haha..jus cuz us girls have a secret code men are too slow to get don't blame it on us..cute joke tho smilies/wink.gif
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