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Dead Husband
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Thursday, 17 January 2008 17:17
Dead HusbandA woman goes to visit a fortune teller. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news....

"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "Will I be found guilty?"

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written by ArianaKai , January 22, 2008
ohhhh i get it!
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written by Kev , January 23, 2008
that hoe
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
ha ha ha

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written by janet , February 12, 2008
gotta love it
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written by Gary , March 02, 2008
OHHHH I GET IT AFTER 3X I READ IT.

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written by kelci , March 05, 2008
that was hard
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written by Doc D , March 12, 2008
Sick, not funny at all!
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written by yomo lo do , March 20, 2008
didnt like that joke blows bad
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written by meme , March 28, 2008
this is so stupid
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written by I Love Lollipops::::::: , April 14, 2008
HAHAHA dang she's unhappy... smilies/shocked.gif
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written by not so happy about that joke , May 16, 2008
that joke was soooo stupid
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written by SHAMROCKS , July 04, 2008
YES!!!! GUILTY OF BEING BORING smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif smilies/cry.gif
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