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Women's Bumper-Stickers
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Thursday, 13 December 2007 17:46
Women's Bumper-StickersA good collection of Women's Bumper-Stickers....

So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.

God Made Us Sisters; Prozac Made Us Friends.

If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.

My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.

Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.

Dinner Is Ready When The Smoke Alarm Goes Off.

I'm Out Of Estrogen-And I Have A Gun.

Guys Have Feelings Too, But Like...Who Cares?

Next Mood Swing: 6 Minutes.

Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.

You Have The Right To Remain Silent, So Please Shut Up.

All Stressed Out And No One To Choke.

I'm One Of Those Bad Things That Happen To Good People.

How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.

If We Are What We Eat, I'm Fast, Cheap And Easy.

Don't Upset Me! I'm Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.

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written by presslabel , December 14, 2007
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written by YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BOYFRIEND , January 07, 2008
IVE SEEN BETTER

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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
so hav i but they werent jokes

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written by monkiezrule , January 13, 2008
not so gud

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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
these 'jokes' have hit rock bottom and are now digging...
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written by brock jehan , February 28, 2008
you would no aburn if u stuck your hand in a fire
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written by Oh...wow , March 22, 2008
these aren't very funny...
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written by mt , May 21, 2008
i've got 1
(Seen in small letters,) If you can read this,i can slamon my breaks and sue you
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written by Haha , September 17, 2008
Mt..... Your name stands for mistell.... You're right, your life was a mistell.
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