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A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then
spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it....
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Ma'am. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Ma'am, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
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written by kelly ripa , November 19, 2007
It was the stupiest movie i have ever seen! Get better ones, please.
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written by That Guy , November 19, 2007
Does that answer the price question?
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written by lfc fan , December 08, 2007
kinda stoopid but okay report abuse
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written by gay lord , December 18, 2007
mint i loved it
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
ehehehehe, how clever
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written by your girlfriends boyfriend , January 29, 2008
how do you mean this movie sucks- there is no movie
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written by yomo lo do , March 20, 2008
wat u mean movie r u like a dumb brit
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written by senile , April 12, 2008
why everyone is insulting, why, why, oh why?????
Why dont we all be peaceful and sit down and maybe do some yoga or meditation or we can calmly discuss our problems and get enlightened. Remember, 'there is no spoon'
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Why dont we all be peaceful and sit down and maybe do some yoga or meditation or we can calmly discuss our problems and get enlightened. Remember, 'there is no spoon'
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written by senile , April 12, 2008
why are we being insulting, why, why, oh why??????
why not we just be peaceful and maybe do some yoga or meditation and discuss our problems peacefully??? we can all become enlightened if we do some breathing excercises. Remember, 'there is no spoon'
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why not we just be peaceful and maybe do some yoga or meditation and discuss our problems peacefully??? we can all become enlightened if we do some breathing excercises. Remember, 'there is no spoon'
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written by Stfu , September 16, 2008
Senile... Go lose your verginity and shutup.
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