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Cyanide Please
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Wednesday, 31 October 2007 13:29
Cyanide PleaseA lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?".....

The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license. They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not—you cannot have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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written by That Guy , November 01, 2007
HAHA!!! smilies/grin.gif
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written by hotr-thn-u , November 05, 2007
dat was soopa funny!
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written by VARSHA PATEL , November 09, 2007
That's a good 1
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written by emo chik 091 , January 11, 2008
lol y dnt i think of that....
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written by Live N Love! , January 14, 2008
Nice!!!! smilies/wink.gif
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written by Your girlfriend's boyfriend , January 15, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOHHHH. THAT WORE OFF IN 1.5 SECONDS FLAT.
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written by ryan12 , January 31, 2008
do you say something stupid in every joke
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written by Joshster , February 05, 2008
Lol i got 112313490 points on this game!!
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written by aizel , February 26, 2008
huhuhu...funny
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written by 564545monnnnnnnnnn , March 11, 2008
this isnt a joke its a pun... -.- this is rubbish
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written by meme , March 28, 2008
ok thats not funny
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written by not so happy about that joke , May 16, 2008
the joke was funny, but what you said 564545monnnnnnnnnn was just plain stupid smilies/angry.gif
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written by Drizztthatpwnsyouall , May 16, 2008
I think it was funny.
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