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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office....
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.
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written by t2jrose , March 26, 2007
lol awww how is that to much to ask? well actually he could do a few chores but wth a girl can cook and screw! right?
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written by pimpin , March 29, 2007
that was fuuuuuuuuny
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written by The Easter crew :) , April 09, 2007
that was a knee slapper!
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written by the girl , April 12, 2007
haahh loool i would do that!!!
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written by kk , May 02, 2007
i would let my husband die too. he has to do chores and pay bills. "Hello"
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written by hi ya , May 04, 2007
funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny 
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written by bitemeboys , May 20, 2007
haha that was funny
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written by timtom , June 02, 2007
that wuz screwed up but it wuz pretty funny 
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written by funny man , June 04, 2007
that is the best joke i ever heard
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written by truley woman , June 06, 2007
ha thats funy as ajoke but terrible in real 
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