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Room Service
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Travel Jokes
Sunday, 12 August 2007 14:41
Room ServiceA man calls room service at his hotel. "I want a breakfast of two eggs burned black around the edges, undercooked bacon, weak coffee,watery orange juice and cold, hard, unbuttered toast", asks the man....

"Why the hell would you want a terrible breakfast like that?", asks the room service guy.

"I'm homesick", replies the man.

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written by chels12122 , August 15, 2007
ha ha ha! classic...not really. smilies/grin.gif
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written by roxanne , September 12, 2007
shit smilies/angry.gif
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written by from a unknown blonde , October 16, 2007
i dont understand? smilies/sad.gif
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written by c**t , October 23, 2007
FACE! smilies/angry.gif
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written by Charley! =] , December 16, 2007
i dont get it again!!..
is it coz he gets a shit breakfast at home??

explain it to me pleaselol

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written by chetta , January 27, 2008
yes because hez used to gettin crap 4 breakfast at home
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written by bebe , January 30, 2008
in other words, his wife can't cook
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written by killer , March 11, 2008
this is rubbish
whoever wrote it shd be shot
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