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TagsSo a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?
"The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the other side of you? That there's Bubba. He's 225 pounds of solid muscle and he's a redneck. And the boy next to him? Mike's a trucker who weighs 295 and he's a redneck, too. Now, do you still want to tell your redneck story?"The fella says, "Naw, you're right. . . I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
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written by DORIS HENDERSON , October 08, 2006
HA HA
D.H.
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D.H.
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written by fuzzball , January 20, 2007
that was just stupid
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written by the legendary pink77punk , March 22, 2007
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by josh34567 , March 22, 2007
whack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! son
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written by Millie (bfs a para) , March 23, 2007
dnt get it! 
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written by stormyrose39 , March 30, 2007
That was good! lol 
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written by The Easter crew :) , April 09, 2007
you idiot that was not good
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written by trucker , April 27, 2007
That's a dumdass story 
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written by ?????? , May 21, 2007
lol THAT SEEMS SO... WRONG
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written by FROM A REDNECK , June 15, 2007
THAT WAS A HOOT
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written by KaneKills , July 26, 2007
how can a man be so stupid to insult a redneck right in the middle of two rednecks who are drunk, muscle maniacs, and probably violent
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written by rebel , August 31, 2007
WTF I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT CRAP AT ALL report abuse
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written by kk , October 23, 2007
that was so funny but in a lame kinda way :- 
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written by hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha , October 29, 2007
my nickname is 2 laugh at every joke but i have 2 addmite dat there is no way i am gonna laugh at dis stupid joke cause i did not get it and it was just plain old
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written by austin , November 13, 2007
haha my friend best girl friend laura and me dont get understand
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written by KG , November 30, 2007
lmao thats a great story
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written by meme , December 22, 2007
lame-o so stupid my lil'sis can make up a better joke! report abuse
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written by RedneckBabe , January 15, 2008
haha i love it. y'all are great. and you dam folk on here hollerin about it all,
screww off wouldda? grow upp. and i know why y'all dont get it, you're either as STUPID as a rock, or you chicks are probably just blonde.
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screww off wouldda? grow upp. and i know why y'all dont get it, you're either as STUPID as a rock, or you chicks are probably just blonde.
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written by Sandy! , January 31, 2008
lamo lamo lamo lamo lamo lamo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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written by Harriet , February 14, 2008
Is it weird that i wanna hear the redneck story!!! lol
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written by meee , February 16, 2008
wats a redneak lol im thick
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written by kenn , February 29, 2008
'Ey mate
This one's supposed to be about blondes.
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This one's supposed to be about blondes.
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written by who and who , March 03, 2008
retarded joke boooooooooring!!!!!
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