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Rednecks go fishing
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Redneck Jokes
Tuesday, 17 July 2007 14:18
Rednecks go fishingTwo rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune!

The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.

As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"

The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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written by shagyboy14 , August 02, 2007
stupid joke
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written by funky monkey , August 13, 2007
not funny gotz sum stewpid jokez on hur smilies/angry.gif 7 spaghetti newdles

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written by rebel , August 31, 2007
not funny at all
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written by fagat , September 01, 2007
worst joke ever, i actually feel bad for whoever made that up.
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written by Baby Shortee , September 21, 2007
this is dumb....
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written by Daniel Cantwell , October 10, 2007
Stupidist joke I ever heard
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written by viper , November 20, 2007
sucks, lame, crap
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written by suthern boy , December 12, 2007
aint funny smilies/angry.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by presh , December 22, 2007
haha lol its such a crap punch line tht it makes me laugh lol smilies/cheesy.gif luv luv xxx
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written by lol , February 14, 2008
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written by my balls, ur chin , February 23, 2008
wow i just want to go back in time and stop myself from ever reading this. smilies/shocked.gif smilies/tongue.gif
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written by shawley , February 25, 2008
good joke

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written by paycheck grabber , April 20, 2008
that was sooooooo lame
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written by patience , May 13, 2009
haha at firstr i was olike this is dumb..
then i realized i didnt reade the very last lline,
lmaaoo
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